Welcome to the Internet

First Steps once you ar done with your seder:

visit Wikipedia. Find a page you like, perhaps linked from the main page. Edit it. Add some short piece of information about yourself or your friends.

file a bug against any piece of free or open source software you use. explain that it's broken. no need to provide any further information.

visit Urban Dictionary. Create an entry about your own name, noting how cool you are and how likely you are to get laid.