Seder 2011

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Did you follow Noah's wrong link? Maybe you meant to go to Seder 2012?[edit]

I sure did[edit]

Things to buy contains things we need and do not have yet. Things to bring is the section to put stuff you want to bring. Feel free to move something from things to buy to things to bring and put your name next to it so we know someone has that. You can also add something not already on the list--this can be ingredients, toys, cooked dishes, treats for Lola, or anything else you think up. Things to cook is a good place to write suggestions for dinner.

It'd be really nice if you add your name under Peeps if you are planning on attending, so we have an idea of how big to make dinner.

No dress code, yarmulke encouraged.

Things to Buy[edit]

  • Matzot!
  • Yams, beets
  • Horseradish. Parsley.
  • Romaine lettuces
  • Tomatoes
  • Onions
  • Peppers
  • Orange
  • cream cheese
  • eggs (2dz)
  • Kaleish

Things to Bring[edit]

  • Matzoh
    • 2 Boxes (bemasc)
  • vegetarian liver (Ari)
  • macaroons (Ari)
  • matzo balls! (Ari)
  • chocolate covered matzah dessert (Franzi)
  • wine and grape juice (Franzi)
  • charoset (Andy)
  • candlesticks & candles (Andy)
  • kippot (Andy)
  • Marranas plate (Alba & Mayo)

Things to Cook[edit]

  • Everything
  • Matzoh ball soup with non-traditional broth (tomato base, gazpacho)
  • Mushrooms
  • Gnocchi
  • Green things
  • Okra
  • Salad
  • Pie
  • Cake

Things to Read[edit]

Margin Notes and Other Commentary on the Things to Read[edit]

Page 24 of the velveteenrabbi Haggadah has "Arov" translated as "insect swarms". This is clearly too similar to Locusts. God would never have made the mistake of creating two similar plagues. That would be like wearing clashing colors to a fashion show. Therefore I propose that "Arov" be retranslated as "Horde of Dragons" as that fits with the theme of both of the common translations, "swarm" and "beasts".

All references to "lamb shank" shall be henceforth stricken from the record and replaced with "yam shank". It's like a makeshift prison weapon made out of sweet potato.

Eliyahu Hanavi (Elijah the Prophet) may alternately be called Eliyahu Anavim (Elijah the Grapes).

The optional sixth, seventh, and eighth cups of wine that the book forgot to mention are not actually optional. Only godless heathens leave them out of this most sacred ceremony.

"The Haroset Song" on page 33 is not an actual Passover song. They just made that one up.



  1. Rabbit Samuel Jacob Klein
  2. Ari
  3. Molly
  4. Ben (bemasc)
  5. Noah
  6. Christine
  7. rmo
  8. hannes
  9. Franzi
  10. Andy
  11. Michael (m_stone)
  12. Asheesh
  13. Daf
  14. Matt Ritter
  15. Mako
  16. Mayo Fuster - Marrana jew or/and Xueta jew
  17. Alba Fuster - Marrana jew or/and Xueta jew (Fusters will be arriving late, coming from Toronto).
  18. Bernie Innocenti


Shopping in Brookline : for fun!

  1. Final cooking (1.5 hrs)
  2. Hagada & reclining (back and to the left) (1.5 hrs)
  3. Meal (1.5 hrs)
  4. Last 2 cups & reclining & song (and dance!) (1.5 hrs)

Past Years[edit]

Seder 2010