September Eleventh Limericks/Rejects

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The following limericks have been removed by someone from SeptemberEleventhLimericks because they were not serious, not limericks, or both.

There once was a terrorist on September eleven,
on his way to become a select member of heaven,
but at the end thought it odd,
that there was only one god.
The ignorant fuck was dead before he could count seven.
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there?"
"September 11th"
"September Eleventh Who?"
"you said you'd never forget!"