The following limericks have been removed by someone from SeptemberEleventhLimericks because they were not serious, not limericks, or both.
- There once was a terrorist on September eleven,
- on his way to become a select member of heaven,
- but at the end thought it odd,
- that there was only one god.
- The ignorant fuck was dead before he could count seven.
- "Knock, knock!"
- "Who's there?"
- "September 11th"
- "September Eleventh Who?"
- "..."
- "you said you'd never forget!"