Editing September Eleventh Limericks/Rejects

The following limericks have been removed by someone from SeptemberEleventhLimericks because they were not serious, not limericks, or both.

:There once was a terrorist on September eleven,
:on his way to become a select member of heaven,
:but at the end thought it odd,
:that there was only one god.
:The ignorant fuck was dead before he could count seven.

:"Knock, knock!"
:"Who's there?"
:"September 11th"
:"September Eleventh Who?"
:"..."
:"you said you'd never forget!"

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