The following limericks have been removed by someone from SeptemberEleventhLimericks because they were not serious, not limericks, or both.
{{{ There once was a terrorist on September eleven, on his way to become a select member of heaven, but at the end thought it odd, that there was only one god. The ignorant fuck was dead before he could count seven. }}}
"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "September 11th" "September Eleventh Who?" "..." "you said you'd never forget!"