September Eleventh Limericks/Rejects: Difference between revisions

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The following limericks have been removed by someone from SeptemberEleventhLimericks because they were not serious, not limericks, or both.

There once was a terrorist on September eleven,

on his way to become a select member of heaven,

but at the end thought it odd,

that there was only one god.

The ignorant fuck was dead before he could count seven.

"Knock, knock!"

"Who's there?"

"September 11th"

"September Eleventh Who?"

"..."

"you said you'd never forget!"

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 The following limericks have been removed by someone from SeptemberEleventhLimericks because they were not serious, not limericks, or both.
-{{{
+:There once was a terrorist on September eleven,
-There once was a terrorist on September eleven,
+:on his way to become a select member of heaven,
-on his way to become a select member of heaven,
+:but at the end thought it odd,
-but at the end thought it odd,
+:that there was only one god.
-that there was only one god.
+:The ignorant fuck was dead before he could count seven.
-The ignorant fuck was dead before he could count seven.
-}}}
-"Knock, knock!"
+:"Knock, knock!"
-"Who's there?"
+:"Who's there?"
-"September 11th"
+:"September 11th"
-"September Eleventh Who?"
+:"September Eleventh Who?"
-"..."
+:"..."
-"you said you'd never forget!"
+:"you said you'd never forget!"
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