September Eleventh Limericks/Rejects

The following limericks have been removed by someone from SeptemberEleventhLimericks because they were not serious, not limericks, or both.

{{{ There once was a terrorist on September eleven, on his way to become a select member of heaven, but at the end thought it odd, that there was only one god. The ignorant fuck was dead before he could count seven. }}}